FatAssMermaid

Megan. 21. California. Heteroflexible.
Single. Funeral Service Major. Fangirl. Sober.
The end.


Instagram: meganirene92
Twitter, Skype, Snapchat: meganwonka

  • eatpizzas:

    why are 13 year olds these days constantly drinking, smoking weed and having sex?? when i was 13 i had a stable job, a loving wife, 3 good kids, and some savings put away for my retirement. i worry about the younger generation sometimes smh

    (Source: alienship)

  • breelandwalker:

    sushinfood:

    vvankinq:

    this is fucked up. this fucked me up. the teachers fucked up by not showing us this fuck up. fuck.

    dear god

    i’m 28 and never knew this

    WITCHCRAFT

    (Source: yodiscrepo)

  • twerk-like-dirk:

the-winchester-initiative:

deweydrops:

unscrupulousneckpunch:

buymyshirtsyo:

tastefullyoffensive:

How chicks put on lipstick [via]


I cant stop seeing the beaks as mouths so all of them are justD:

I THOUGHT THESE WERE GRAPES

why would grapes need to put on lipstick?

to feel beautiful

    twerk-like-dirk:

    the-winchester-initiative:

    deweydrops:

    unscrupulousneckpunch:

    buymyshirtsyo:

    tastefullyoffensive:

    How chicks put on lipstick [via]

    I cant stop seeing the beaks as mouths so all of them are just
    D:

    I THOUGHT THESE WERE GRAPES

    why would grapes need to put on lipstick?

    to feel beautiful

  • prettyboyshyflizzy:

    stimutax:

    70 Most Useful Sites on the Internet

    *doesnt see pornhub*

    list is flawed

  • dogalyst:

    idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk

  • maniclaughter:

    raggediandi:

    ghostgif:

    when you yell “puppy!” at a lil dog and they get happy and wag their lil tail like “yess!! i am a puppy!! a baby dog!!! thank you!!!!!!”

    When you yell “puppy!!!!” At an old dog and they wag their tail and get all happy like “yes I am still a little dog thank you for noticing! !”

  • intrauterine:

    "Depression is such a cruel punishment. There are no fevers, no rashes, no blood tests to send people scurrying in concern. Just the slow erosion of the self, as insidious as any cancer. And, like cancer, it is essentially a solitary experience. A room in hell with only your name on the door."

    (Source: thissickwonderland)

  • jlayton4:

    I would of shit my pants

    (Source: lolgifs.net)

  • shitshilarious:


queerqueerspawn:

james-tiqueerius:

queerqueerspawn:

glampersand:

glowcloud:

kittiesinqueerland:

robalyn:

the highlighted area is where Jason Derulo knows what the girls want. london to taiwan.

new york to haiti

greenland is right out

ummm no offense but new york to haiti should be measured as the area between the two latitudes, not the longitudes. this graph is incorrect and vastly underestimates the total region of the earth in which Jason Derulo knows what the girls want

Even measuring that way, Greenland remains right out, as does the entirity of Brazil.

Have we considered measuring by neither latitude nor longitude but in all area that would extend perpendicular from the diagonal of the two places?There are many different interpretations of the data, and until more is available, we ought not conclude anything at this point.

In light of that, I posit this alternative map of regions where Jason Derulo is potentially claiming where he knows what girls want:

As we can see, if we assume that model, the vast majority of the area where Jason Derulo knows what girls want is either open ocean (the Atlantic, the Mediterranean Sea) or sparsely populated (the northern Sahara, the northern Arabian Desert, various desert portions of Iran and Afghanistan, and the southern Tibetan Plateau). Four of the ten most populated countries on the planet have no territory in it (Nigeria, Brazil, Japan, and Indonesia), and two which do have relatively little territory in it (the US and Russia). It is suggested that for all his boasting, Jason Derulo does not know what a probable majority of the world’s girls want.

Perhaps Jason Derulo’s intention was never to proclaim to be omnipotent to the interests of the female gender. Perhaps he was instead expressing his humanity, or the limits of his knowledge. I applaud Jason Derulo. Jason Derulo is not just another 2 dimensional character. Jason Derulo has depth.Jason Derulo has limitations and has come to terms with them. Jason Derulo knows Jason Derulo. Thats why he makes it a point to say his name so much.

    shitshilarious:

    queerqueerspawn:

    james-tiqueerius:

    queerqueerspawn:

    glampersand:

    glowcloud:

    kittiesinqueerland:

    robalyn:

    the highlighted area is where Jason Derulo knows what the girls want. london to taiwan.

    new york to haiti

    greenland is right out

    ummm no offense but new york to haiti should be measured as the area between the two latitudes, not the longitudes. this graph is incorrect and vastly underestimates the total region of the earth in which Jason Derulo knows what the girls want

    Even measuring that way, Greenland remains right out, as does the entirity of Brazil.

    Have we considered measuring by neither latitude nor longitude but in all area that would extend perpendicular from the diagonal of the two places?

    There are many different interpretations of the data, and until more is available, we ought not conclude anything at this point.

    In light of that, I posit this alternative map of regions where Jason Derulo is potentially claiming where he knows what girls want:

    As we can see, if we assume that model, the vast majority of the area where Jason Derulo knows what girls want is either open ocean (the Atlantic, the Mediterranean Sea) or sparsely populated (the northern Sahara, the northern Arabian Desert, various desert portions of Iran and Afghanistan, and the southern Tibetan Plateau). Four of the ten most populated countries on the planet have no territory in it (Nigeria, Brazil, Japan, and Indonesia), and two which do have relatively little territory in it (the US and Russia). It is suggested that for all his boasting, Jason Derulo does not know what a probable majority of the world’s girls want.

    Perhaps Jason Derulo’s intention was never to proclaim to be omnipotent to the interests of the female gender. Perhaps he was instead expressing his humanity, or the limits of his knowledge. I applaud Jason Derulo. Jason Derulo is not just another 2 dimensional character. Jason Derulo has depth.Jason Derulo has limitations and has come to terms with them. Jason Derulo knows Jason Derulo. Thats why he makes it a point to say his name so much.

  • nivalingreenhow:

    when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

  • she-wants-the-eod:

    favabean05:

    A very accurate depiction of a cat owner.

    Also drunk people

    (Source: briannathestrange)

    • me: whats your opinion on tampons
    • little brother: they're little fuzzy sticks on strings
    • me: then you are ultimately more mature than most boys
    • little brother: why
    • me: for some reason tampons are gross and taboo just cuz they go in a vagina
    • little brother: well so does a penis and boys never stop talking about those
    • me:
    • little brother:
    • me: that is a fantastic point
  • unamusedsloth:

A lighthouse.

    unamusedsloth:

    lighthouse.

  • batlock:

    So.

    Cards Against Humanity.

    I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.

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    It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.

    If you have it, open your box.

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    You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?

    Do that.

    Do it carefully.

    image

    Holy shit.

    There’s something in there. What could that be?

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    There’s a card.

    There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.

    But what card?

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    I fucking love these people.

  • kingofconeyisland:

    When your teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework yesterday.

    image

    (Source: kingofcreppyisland)