egobus:

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wow i really got around on the second day of school

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i met her once and I’ve never smoked anything

…I don’t even drink alcohol 

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i’m a socially awkward virgin and i’m 99% sure that wasn’t gospel music 

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i don’t even have her number????????????

(via shorten)

buildmorewalls:

laserbabe:

it’s weird how yogurt is almost exclusively advertised to women

good 

let the men develop weak bones 

(via thephilosophersss)

urinatings:

*precisely determines where i should take the next bite of my sandwich*

(Source: secyass, via rather-smitty-today)

brynnasaurus:

so I was wearing a Captain America shirt on my run today and TWO separate people shouted ‘ON YOUR LEFT’ at me

sometimes the world is a wonderful and magical place

(via silver-eyedman)

cooldudebro:

*gets changed right in front of the window because i love to give back to the community*

(via atlantabelle)

manual:

Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty

(via asvprock)