sherlock fandom: weve waited long enough now give us a thing
    bbc:
    sherlock fandom:
    bbc: k
    sherlock fandom: waIT A diDDLY DARN SECOND thA TS TOO MUCH THinGS NO SLoW DOWN sTOP THAt

disheartens:

I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT awkward teenage girl who sorta needs a man but can’t really get one 

(via drunk-cineaste)

tensioned:

why does everything close so early on sunday jesus didnt die for this

(via franceface)

tvspecial:

every 5 seconds a woman gives birth to a baby. stop this woman.

(Source: whiteboyfriend, via at-the-turnup-function)

jesusinc:

dennys:

*heavy breathing* we have hte bacon

dennys what the fuck

(via at-the-turnup-function)

hoodratzayn:

i believe in hate at first sight

(Source: jadethrwall, via blowoffs)

em-muh:

Just put on dark lipstick and act like nothing happened

(via blowoffs)

jerkidiot:

teenagerdestr0yed:

jerkidiot:

jerkidiot:

i lied to all of you

im actually a 47 year old man making my grandson post for selfies

and im sorry

image

*sweats nervously* uhM my grandpa gave birth at 14 and my dad gave birthday at 18

Men can give birth?

*SWEATS REALLY NERVOUSLY*

(via cityofartists)

coolscar:

i havent eaten an apple in days. the doctors are closing in. my barricade wont last much longer. theyre coming. tell my family i love them

(via vevoamerica)